Stickman attempts to woo a giraffe.

Hm yes quite. I am a dapper spider.

Garfield the cat is having a bad hair day.

Pet snake is flushed down the toilet; it sheds its mortal shell, turns into an angel-snake, and is in the process of flying to heaven.

Merman kills himself. Method: death by poop?

Conjoined phalluses.

Mario knows how to work his breakfast-toasting device, thank you very much.

Some guy in glasses is lookin' for love.

Eunich-alien fucking hates rainbows!!!

Pee pee rides doo doo. Stink everywhere.

Red-head's deepest darkest fear is a giant tiger.

Patrick Star dies alone. :(