An pickle grins evilly at it's dead siamese twin.
The sun has a burnt cheek, so a cloud cries tears of rain to soothe it.
All praise the Spaghetti Monster!
Orange kitty sleeps peacefully despite the fact two ghosts are trying to scare him awake
Ring, Ring! Bananaphone!
Badass cowboy cactus yells, "Yee Haw, Mofo!"
That darn burning bush is at it again.
Spiders need umbrellas, too
If the dinosaur can say his ABCs, he gets a yummy chocolate chip cookie!
LAVA! Lava EVERYWHERE!
Black flies think a smelly birthday cake is super tasty!