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A man places a C4 charge on his fathers grave.

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an old lady rips a fat bong.

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Man walks into a crowded office. He forgot his pants today. He's hangin' low.

A pile of extremely unappetizing looking food.

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a man beats an old lady to death with an excessively large house.

A warning.

a genie coming out of a toaster.

two fried eggs.

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A well endowed man flashes a group of horrified onlookers.

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A Hispanic man fires a large mounted gun that shoots tacos instead of bullets.

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Squidward finally has had enough, and shoots Spongebob in the face at point-blank range.

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An elderly couple are out for a casual walk. The old lady is suddenly shot in the head from an unseen sniper.

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