Free candy extravaganza gone horribly wrong as a black find his way to the white people food

apple's newest product, designed for mentally deficient velocoraptors

Al Capone shoots a fat biker over a walrus wearing a backpack

Sniper Jesus has vietnam war flashbacks in a waffle house

TAME YOUR HAT-JUGGLING THUNDER-WOMAN

Robo-Hitler attends anger management and learns the error of his ways though a variety of trust excersizes. (No Homo)

ass to cheek communication

satan hosts american idol and wins

In order to soothe his cannibalistic hunger, Horatio must consume the flesh of a pregnant woman.

lollipop in a bucket doesnt equal a banana

voltorb did a good job rustling Poland jimmies, but was punished by his father and now has to sit in the naughty corner, where he wacks off

rick astley is high as fuck