Marvin the Martian is jealous that he can't be best friends with the Lone Ranger. :/

Bidoof is Sawwy. :(

Our kitty is a master at the abstract. SUCK IT SKUNKY.

Latin is for losers :P

Shamoo longed to ride the Ferris Wheel. And then he died. HE'S A FUCKING WHALE AND WHALE'S CAN'T RIDE FERRIS WHEELS. THE END.

It's always fun to go to Georgia!

Four Score and 7 years ago, Zombie Lincoln sought revenge on John Wilkes Booth with a piece of Candy corn.

Romeo Rock mourns Juliet Paper. Salazar Scissors is to blame.