The steps are sad because staircases never get to be with the pretty girl.

There's no stopping the pool of blood.

Nazi witch

Captain sideburns is the Arian that represents Deutschland.

Blond cat woman with blue eyes says, "I'm unoriginal."

Triclops Vulcan with Super Mario T-shirt.

Fencing butterflies.

The point of a giant pencil is breaking and is going to crush a chair.

A comical image-based social media website whose slogan is "Just For Fun!"

bright yellow phallus

the colors black and brown disagree

a volcanic eruption

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