Aren't you the guy who eats horse-shoes?

a vampire butthole.

a brown ear eating blood flavored icecream

Wow! Johnny couldn't believe he caught Lance Armstrong's bike seat in his mouth after the deadly crash!

Mr. Jizzum is lost in the tubes

a pointy squirrel

WILLLSSSOOOOOOON!!!!!

batmom died and batman is sad

Kirby's head explodes while he ponders the meaning of life.

it's not a car!

bail outz

never trust a pistol with balls