What's dat? Is-izhat a kitteh kut? D'AWH. KITTY!

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A unicorn fights a zombie dragon. Alf spectates.

Ominous.

"I'm a character actor". His shrink questioned if there was a difference between character actors and regular actors. "Huh, I guess not!"

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The curtain fell, separating us from the audience. But the drama did not stop. My co-star thrust her blade under my ribs and kissed my coat

es a barn in a field wit flowerz and a blau ruwf

Encapsulation.

You want the strawberry? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

Hatred.

This is it. The pinnacle of my life's work. My masterpiece. That was how they would remember me; a master of my craft. It was beautiful!