1% of KFC customers are white

Rizzo from Grease likes to carry her period blood around in a bag

I tHr0w trAsh @ tHe $Tars duuur

I <3 golden showers

Turd mummy hates working at jail

Captain Supson looked like that candy pirate from Code-Name Kids Next Door.

Fire breathing dragon

Johnny, theres a fire in the middle of the ocean, and we were going to kill you when we got back to port, but we just feel like doing it now

Mr. Buttons the clown

Its Don Vito from Viva La Bam! YOOOOO!

Yellow stripe WEEEEE

Rainbow rain y'alll