If you wish to make, an apple pie from scratch, you must first, invent, the universe.

Dracula telling a little kid to get the fuck off his lawn, while the child is holding the sun to keep him at bay

Two scrub-knights praising the sun, but then ruining it by saying "Or not, whatever". They then get their shit slapped by blue Phantoms

A man facing a sunset ejaculating blood

A treasure chest full of /v/'s most valuable relics (Hint: It's not vidya gaems)

Your daily dose of green vegetables and purple grapes

A lone knight looks over the remains of a great war. The sun slowly rises in the background. The knight cries blood.

Some scrub dying to the Gaping Dragon. The screen tells him "YOU DIED", thus stating the obvious, and the Gaping Dragon has huge tits

Two giant toes and 4 tortilla chips chillin' down by a lake surrounded by brown spike-fences

A man apologizing for the fact he's fucking lazy, and instead of doing the supposed doodle, he just wrote a huge A for Anarchy

A frog with blue hair stares wide-eyed at the SUBMIT DESCRIPTION button

MINECRAFT , IN , SPAAAAAAAAAACE