Your face when you look at the alarm clock and realize you've overslept by an hour
Europe is surrounded by the four horsemen of the apocalypse - Orange, Blue, Red, and Black.
NO WEEKENDS ONLY WORKDAYS
Satan runs from a Combine soldier
Halo 5: The Autoaim Wars
God fulfilling the wishes of people who want a new Call of Duty game
Gordon Freeman gets blasted in the chest with a blue laser
A robot sings bad karoke to an unappreciative audience
A piece of buttered toast and a glass of orange juice go on a romantic date to a pastry shop that serves food and shit, ran by a waffle iron
Blue button-eyed face
A fat miner informs you that you are not alone
Thanksgiving feast