Someone needs to draw homestuck!

a Beautiful... female thing

Doctor Evil

A construction worker who was killing spiders with a shovel and then was hit on the head by an anvil which fell from Jupiter.

It's raining pig!

Hill-Billy eating a banana while it screams spare me!

Not a penis.

ood! ood!

Eggs and Bacon, the breakfast of champs

Mrs. PacMan and Pinky who are Jews, are running behind Hitler's back! Those sneaky bastards!

Dr. Phill telling a rainbow that it's going to die, on his tv show. Might I add, BURN IT WITH FIRE!!

Gold fish licking bubbles