Rodney was born with flippers, a pear-shaped body, a dick-head, and rainbow noodle hair.

Brazil.

Global politics as understood by Adolf Hitler.

It is his god-given right to be fabulous.

After losing his thorax, the wheelchair-bound ant found comfort only in perfectly spherical portions of ice cream.

A smug giraffe with a top hat eats a tree.

A giant eagle soars proudly over the 50 states and crosses swords with the Washington Monument.

"Fucking Gamestop!"

Duck rape

There are crabs on those balls.

Noodles in every hole.

Sonic the Hedgehog drove by a school zone, disappointed that he could no longer diddle the kids due to his restraining order.