Green Pepper flings a giant turd at Red Pepper. There are no rules in the vegetable wars.

A gentleman in a fine coat and top hat reacts with puzzlement as a zombie shuffles up to him and says, "Sup?"

Breathe deep the darkness that envelopes your soul. Also wizards.

Douchey McDouchenstein, who kinda looks like a duck, only with more popped collar, gives the thumbs up

Barney the purple dinosaur, down on his luck, sucks dick in a back alley for crack money.

Bill Cosby wonders why his internet is down. It's because of Communists, Bill.

A wedge of Swiss cheese.

There once was a bouncy ball named George. He was red and yellow and looked like a marble. One day he had a psychotic break and turned evil.

Drinking piss is like breathing.

Mr Grouchy McFrownypants would like to respectfully express his disagreement.

That is a good drawing. It's like I'm in a video game. It's a cave painting of a table with bloody organs on it. There is also a candle.

The evil comb crazer tree wants to give you a piece of candy.