A young white man opens the door and yells, "Fuck you, I'm single!".

Implying aliens.

Implying team fortress wieners is real

A prostate doctor pulls out a turdy finger. An unknown person says, "Thanks doc!" in purple and green respectively.

Santa-duck goes swimming!

A man sporting the charlie chaplin mustache holding a flag with four upsidedown L's that are connected at the base.

A middle aged man with a somewhat neutral expression on his face, whom has a mall-cop mustache, a green park ranger hat, and two tree limbs.