weed soldier fails a drug test

Die Hard fails at the box office because instead of Alan Rickman as Hans, it's Medic

Skinny heavy, fat scout

Angry people who don't respect the sightlines throw tomatoes at sniper angrily ;)

hm. WOMEN.

horrible class

Schisophrenic Miss Pauling believes a sentry is talking to her

bald scout

With great BONK! ATOMIC PUNCH!, comes great (drinking) responsibility

Sniper's parents disappointed at Sniper and kick him down a canyon

Conscientious objector.

Sniper as a window wiper holding a viper