A rocket ship about to blast off into outta space but then realises that his ship is shaped like a giant penis and facepalms.
an orange taking a ghost dick up the ass
Pudge is the employer of the year
poo. ass. bummy bum bum.
A man buys a red fedora.
the stars are censoring those boobs
Giant pink box with a decapitated grey cat head nailed to the front of it shits rainbows
Wendy's sells a piece of shit on a plate to a mathematician.
A purple chap plays on his green laptop using his 4 toes.
a black person rejects green skinned marge simpson
usa flag
when you zoom out, you'll see, it's the back of a car
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