a quacking chicken loses it's left leg and is very happy about it. He's probably fucking high as a kite.

FUCKING CHAINBREAKER

some fucked up dragon thing with a prison tattoo and girl's makeup on is irked by an extremely alarmingly homosexual tree winking at him.

I'm not sure what the fuck is going on here. Did someone with Parkinson's draw this? Looks like a shower scene and there's an Egyptian guy

a pedophile that intended to seduce children with free candy instead finds himself accosted by a bush; he looks very perplexed.

Magic grey man ejaculates his magic grey semen all over everyone in the magic auditorium.

An alien tries to cheer up his multicolored human friend with silly faces. Unfortunately, it doesn't appear to work.

A small white penis is afraid of bacon! Eep! Eep!

"This handy graph shows that you're a huge dick and I'm much less offensive, so fuck you asshole."

Link in a dress with lady's makeup shooting lightning at a black robot that is also shooting a laser at link. im confused?

New Chain

omg corgis

A man stroking himself while he sets off an electrical fire. Don't ask me.

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