A bystander films a horrific stabbing on his phone to put on youtube. What a jackass.

3 television screens displaying a series of TV shows that tumblr is obsessed with

Someone has played a nasty prank on a tortoise- by placing a bucket of rotten fish on top of his front door.

a sphynx on a diving board

laddergoat

A cat sits on a brown couch in a dark room, watching something on the computer (presumably, videos of itself)

A shadow man is horrified to discover there is no toilet paper left

A karate expert

A squid's tentacle has become sentient and he attempts to rip it off.

A green gentleman worm

An uncool lady tries to approach a pair of cool ladies. None of the ladies have torsos- they are just heads with legs.

A cupcake baked from the blood of our enemies.