A guy with a green beret getting ambushed by something that appears to have to axes. It's black.

Brain sucking worm

A fat naked girl

Bald Britney Spears

Lana Del Ray

A screeching lizard

A guy that hates farmville

A hand with three rings on it

Sad puppies

A girl from homestuck that has an afro and the the scorpio symbol on her shirt.

a red and blue umbrella