sassy villain before-fight statement

black transvestite medusa being pursued by aliens

Fat guy mistakes the set of Friends for a buffet.

fashionable new wristwatch no longer tells you the time but attracts snakes

a sphinx beaver thinks of the answer to the riddle: what is brown and sticky? (ans: shit)

Ye olde rotary foundation.

butterfly just getting up in everyone's shit. what the hell butterfly.

Have another stab at it.

No 'R's allowed.

unfinished satanic ritual

You know why they call it reddit. It's because you should have fucking read that shit already. Fag.

doc ock takes up singing lessons