Doodle or Die

Skeletor is crowned king. He looks pretty happy about the whole thing.

A wee bird courageously fights a dangerously happy plant with a sword. You do not fuck with a wee bird.

Sun, why you so hot?

Zoo Keeper, meet Mr. Monkey. He doesn't need bath salts to eat your face, so be careful.

A man with a hairy chest cries "oooh" in a sensual way.

This doodle or die user is wreckless with colour.

Snookie being a hoe. Her ass appears more pregnant than her stomach.

Bearded man thinks about the days before cars when he had to use a horse drawn buggy and the horse would lift its tail to fart at him.

Ya.. All I get from this is sex. Happy sex, mind you.

Blondie just stabbed a poor fellow for requesting that a sandwich be made for him to enjoy. It is her belief that he should make it himself.

Someone has absolutely no idea how to draw a smiley face.

Here's something that will make all the bitches holla at your hair.

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