I have no artistic skills so I'm just gonna draw this

Go away dragon, you aren't invited. Now, where were we...Ah yes, the rum.

Baseball players don't give a fuck

This cock is a bro

I suddenly don't want my hat anymore.

Monster not sure which pokemon version to pick

Someone pissing blood, but enjoying it

Fuckin' fruit

Obviously this faggot didn't know what to draw.

Chick with misshapen ass

Fuckin' dog or some shit I dunno.

a Flask with a word on it that is another word for something pleasing.