green stick figure nurse is unimpressed

Green bow tie with a face and legs

Karate cat earned his red belt!

Sledder on a grassy hill wonders, "Why am I here?"

Shermit, Kermit's brown/gay brother is ashamed of his feelings.

Downs syndrome stick figure doesn't know.

Odd machine wired to a marble pit.

Unicorn ejaculates into a leaping fish's mouth.

Fap-A-Tron 5000 is pleased!

Humpty Dumpty's brother, Dumpty Humpty, dies a slow death.

Time is money, friend!

Fat stickman throws yellow balls while standing on a table.

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