A caveman has gained access to a computer and badly scratched a drawing onto the canvas of doodleordie.com, it is illegible.
A bald naked Simpsons character buries themselves, causing possibly the worst time paradox of all time. OF ALL TIME
Average Joe lost everything he ever cared about, his car and Ikea couch ran off together. He can see them walk into the sunset, he weeps.
I'm watching you. HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHE
The battle of the century: a skinny faceless man wearing red boxing gloves and a red fez vs a fat man with tiny legs and one eye.
A hipster/kanye-west-fan hybrid wearing annoying shutter shades, demands money from his blonde girlfriend at knife point.
The offspring of an African threesome consisting of a giraffe, a cheetah and a zebra.
RING RING RING RING RING, RING RING, BANANA PHONE!
The beginning of Disney's "Lion King", only with octopuses rather than lions.
Large laptop monster holds up his young to the sun, on top of a tall rock, like in the Lion King.
Time travelling Robin Hood who just discovered Hip Hop and it's sub-culture.
A dinosaur magician casting a spell on a large box full of sheep.