My favorite website as read by a dyslexic person.

The devil himself riding a banana boat while green breasts shoot lasers into the sky.

crying little girl was infected with strange warts by her own father.

Old man makes hoverboard.

Wolverine uses the blades in his hand to make a carve a girlfriend out of wood.

The egg, against all odds, achieved his dream goal of finally flying into the great blue sky and chilling with the clouds.

Cum bucket being dumped.

Dinner date.

A group of orange aliens begin the christian ceremony in order to bring a human back into space.

Terrorist blowing himself up in the name of Allah.

Frog man is blazed.

Three martians beating up Dracula.