Vampire!
FAT GUY GOING HAM
Pikachu!
Sonic (the hedgehog) with flaming feet.
Pedophile getting off while watching innocent children play on a play ground.
Grim reaper, casually checking his facebook account.
ME GUSTA
Pirate exclaiming something but the font is too hard to read.
Stick girl with super voluminous hair says "Me?"
HILLSHIRE FARM! GO MEAT!
An asphyxiated elephant laying upside down in canada.
Black guy smokin' a big 'ol joint.