A man is unhappy about his purchase of a $1000 gun that only fires little pink plastic darts.

A black hobbit with stubble tells a big green orc to stop holding a leg of mutton.

Public riots as lottery balls don't have any numbers on them.

Peeling in the fountain = federal offense

I used to be an housecleaner like you, but then a vacuum cleaner shot an arrow in my knee.

A sandstorm politely introduces itself to the floating disembodied head of a hippie.

NASA briefly considers firing the 5 year olds that make up their blueprints department with people that can actually draw spaceships.

Oh no, my film got exposed!

White guy finds a black man in his house; runs like hell.

NASA fires their cash cow into the heart of the Sun.

A man with his head on backwards discoveres the meaning of life: an anthropomorphic lemon.

Man loses most of his body, gains a snappy red sombrero.