A man frolicking across a field so vigorously that his legs begin to fall off.

Elvis points and laughs at a homeless man in a wheelchair. The man has no pants and Elvis jeers "Ha, Ha this old fart has no pants!

a wallet sammich

That night he did not return, and the next day, Delia did not have to quarrel before she hitched up her pony and drove to Woodbridge.

That one dude from Dragon Ball Z

A snake plane having a pleasant afternoon encounter with Sir Cactus. Little does Snake know that Cactus is banging his wife.

You only live once: the motto for all the stupid idiotic middle school kids of America.

the library threw up it's contents

Papa carrot realizes he has babies. What he doesn't know is that baby carrots are just shredded regular carrots.

"Homes and wat son. ->"

The Kentucky wrap was definitely doing some wrapping.

Bass clef wants to be more like Treble.