Literally all this says is what. So draw like a dragon or Kirby or something. I dunno. Maybe a steak?

In china, the best fights have pizza.

Doodle or Die

Mangle has seen all the FNAF R34 and promptly explodes.

A man is marveling at a giant shit storm that's brewing in the distance.

Chippewa Falls Wisconsin 54729 United States

Duck...Duck...HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING GOOSE!

Check yo'self befo' yo' Shrek yo'self.

Doodle or Die

Sassy woman ain't having yo shit.

A fancy man greets a super fancy piece of pizza.

MLG CHICA 420 NO SCOPING THAT PIZZA SO HARD

Booties. At LEAST three booties.

Foxy is appalled that the booty costs $70!

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