It's that time of the month

After weeks of meditation, the village elder finally awakes and offers his words of wisdom for the month.

A menacing ginger man gets his hair cut. He has a beard.

A child has a fried chicken's leg in place of his arm. This frustrates him greatly.

Johnny says "Hey, foxy mama". He then proceeds to throw a loaf of bread at you.

An egg politely asks an approaching tsunami for a kiss. The egg isn't getting his hopes up.

Rambo ponders how to have forced intercourse with a snake.

The sheriff is holding one of those cans that makes silly animal noises when you turn it around. He looks surprised as The Flash explodes.

Beenado

vegetable bank robber

Morgan Freeman wipes his sleeve on a severed head.

An ovary.