an old man resisting an attack from a ninja turtle. the man is waving his hands.

A giant pizza about to be consumed by a small man.

A close-up of a smurf that's just been nominated for "Smurf of the Year."

Propaganda for the blue devil arguing that rocks can fly.

A man shouts at the stars as he pours his favorite whiskey on the ground. He has no teeth.

All is quiet as the rockets launch off the mauve moon, bleaching all of the sky white except for the shadows of smoke, and the moon itself.

A line up at the police station after a "dipping."

For in Tijuana, I'm a kit-kat.

michael keaton regretting his hair

wenchstein

a cat that regrets buying his boat

a smurf holding a really old olive