Pool's Closed Guy's wearing three-foot-heels because he's "Gotta stay FUNKY"!

Clint Eastwood meets Gordon Freeman in a bar, and they bond over a bad-ass silent conversation.

A stickfigure daredevil rides a motorcycle - with no hands.

Spongebob, saturated in bright blue ink, greets his friend Patrick, who has mysteriously become bloated and purple.

A suit-wearing chav with with poor taste in hats is pursued by a mysterious Asian cook (toting Oracle Rice) and his ceramic cat companion.

Manly blonde woman with bright red lipstick lovingly says no to your sexist pickup line.

Someone dares to ask, "Who is Koopa Troopa"

A racist aboriginal stereotype questions the stability of his job.

Gamer's Hell returns as a popular video game news website, this time as a character from Angry Birds.

A wrinkly, undefined white organic mass with one tiny blue eye spews out a strange, milky-grey liquid out of a gaping orphus.

Yoshi calmly offers you a cigar.

Blue Eyes ULTIMATE Dragon's third head is so angry! But the others are doing juuuuuussst fiiiine.