The devil penetrates an invisible anus, to his horror and disgust. Also he has three necks and big flabby white arms, like the average user.

A double sided coat

A demonic stapler sends hypnotic messages ala early Simpsons

A hollywood blockbuster

muslim egoraptor engaging in maximum overjew

a worm wearing a fedora only made it to 6 millimeters underground what a casual

A yellow brick contemplates a school shooting.

John, the broken cable, is totally fucked

A white man pisses on some shekels. It's the second shoah!

hella jeff devours Donkey while Shrek watches in horror

Tomato will not eat carrot what a nose

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THEY'RE MASTERWORKS ALL, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG THEY'RE MASTERWORKS ALL YOU CAN'T GO WRONG THEY'RE MASTERWORKS ALL YOU CAN'T GO WRONG THEY'RE MA

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