Naruto asks for your nose to be put into his mouth.

A lion asks where the beef is.

A squirrel with a... what the... what is that? A blueberry?

New revolutionary product: THE APPLE DRAGON DILDO!

2 spiders try to commit suicide by jumping in front of a subway train. The spiders are sick and tired of life, and also are smoking cigars.

An alien on mars looking at the earth, wondering what the fuck it is.