The evil eye is tight on money and is applying for a job in the local nightclub. Hot!
The black cat stalks through the night, treading on a red hat and a blue hat that claims to be white.
When you're about to tell your kid about the flowers and the bees, but realize that a binary explanation might be a bit old-fashioned.
POV: You died and your last meal was English breakfast. This might leave lingering regrets.
The chicken crossed the road to get to a friend. They don't live nearby...
Batman is unkempt and thinks the question you just asked is pretty dumb.
Beware that getting over your 4-chan addiction can have a yo-yo effect.
A horse riding a bicycle
A bicycle
POV: You've just put your little sister's hamster in the blender and are about to mash the button.
This bee has 8 legs and is inviting you to see what it can do with them.