An artist wearing a beret is so happy to be sliding down a hill full of nails. I'm surprised there is no blood.

A person cries in bed, curled up in a ball on the FUCKING BED. A pillow has been tossed to the side. Tears soak into the bed.

Controversy erupts when the smiley face factory which normally produces smiley's with white backgrounds makes one with a green background.

A high class banana wearing a monocle, lounging on slave grapes, tells you to stay the fuck away!

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An intelligent rake lectures a school of fish.

Instructions, saying "Watch Drawn Together". So.. that's lame. You should draw a nuclear mushroom cloud.

Snufflufogaus has some really fancy new brown shoes.

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A nuclear bomb goes off on planet gender-blender.

A crossdresser wearing a leather helmet. He has pink lipstick and blue cheeks. Hes on the hunt.

Your dad just ran over an alien's dick and called him a fucker.

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Two + 2 = Germany/ Aircraft Carrier

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KMart Man and Max Headroom Fight With Lasers

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