Please! Tell us your opinion on Diablo 3!! We have TO KNOW!! PLEASE.. PLEASE.. PLEASE JESUS CHRIST PLEASE JUST TELL US WE HAVE TO KNOW WHAT

Cat man and elf man totally fucked some shit up and are working frantically to get it back together.

Sanic the Hedgehog gets trapped in your worst nightmare.

Alien chest-burster steals candy from a baby. AN onlooking man with single golden tooth is either high, happy about this, or both.

A meadow filled with flowers and kittens without a single old-man-sucking-a-dick in sight.

Postal worker goes crazy, grows a beak, and kills Garfield.

Holy shit I pulled a holographic charizard from my first pack BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OTHER 3RD GRADERS

Angry debit card doesn't expire until 9003. It's over... it's all over... oh god... god no...

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOTS!!!

FORGED IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT KRAKKLE-DURP, THE GREAT SWORD KNOWN ONLY AS "GINGER SLAYER" HAS NO EQUAL

Xenomorph really should go looking for a job instead of spending his entire day browsing the internet and insulting 12 year olds.

UHHH Something about a duck on a skateboard seein' his bitch kiss another duck? Or maybe a carrot with a penis laughing at another carrot?