Shit cow

A shoe husband is pooped on by his shoe wife. He does not understand that true love only comes if he is willing to eat her poop.

A very angry ball swears and wants a burger.

Doodle or Die

A boy with cancer gets even more cancer. His dad says happy birthday while smoking a pipe.

Pills. But they are blue, so they aren't your daily dose.

Link got a phat ass

The Ayyylien gets out his purple shoe in order to rape a cow.

The "P" is about to rape the "J"

Bloody Stool

A very fat yellow electric rat.

The good profit Mohammad engaging in one of his favorite past times.

New Chain

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