Two infants, alone together. One thin, one fat. The fat one holds an angry glint in his eye. Something's about to go down, I'd wager.

The tampon is attached to a battery by a tenuous strand of wire. It prepares to dine on its breakfast, eager.

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A sheep stares longingly at... Something.

I presume somebody made a poorly executed meme joke. So the drawer responded in kind. Just make a meme I guess.

It's Scotland. It has a face, and is staring at Ireland.

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