A dog and a bird making out. I'm talking full on tongue-kissing. You know, 'french style.' It's pretty hot.

Sheamus and Jegus ran the risk of not noticing each other. Thankfully, Sheamus' friend pointed out Jegus for Sheamus. Crisis averted.

Walking cheese digging a trench. Motivation unknown.

Will Ferrell in the movie Elf is so damn high.

An excitable young chap exclaims "Woo!"

King Phallusio, Ruler of all Phallusium. The idea here is that it's a 'Phallus.'

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU, DOG!

CAAAAPTAAAIIIN CAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Someone spilled Goldfish Crackers on the floor. Nearby is a small pile of refuse.

After watching 'Thelma and Louise,' a cat recreates the dénouement by jumping off a cliff. I guess you could call it a 'copycat.'

He'd fly through the air with the greatest of ease, That daring young man on the flying trapeze. Also, fireworks.

An orange has begun to mold. His bloodshot eyes simmer with implied threat. Instead, he utters a simple "Not Cool."

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