in-utero baby performing fellatio on his soon-to-be father.

Ultra-vision

Gordon Freeman saying that the dog doesn't like him.

Love is like having sex in a canoe

Pedobear with a pedobeard

The console is hot

The king is a little crying bitch

A carrot being held in someone's hand while casting a death spell.

A money willow with a bee hive inside one of its cavities

he dunno, lol

Creepy cat says meow

Door holes with hovering door handles. A colony of bloodthirsty bats is escaping from one of the door holes.