A man is vomiting sand
A man snorts long white boogers out his nose onto a table by some sorted dollar bills. He has got 6 out and is on number 7
girls gone wild
The DOD community makes me sad. Please draw a Luigi to help.
A chicken mowing his lawn
State of India spelt wrong on the flag of a small castle fort, there is a Granny pictured alongside it.
An Asian guy's 1st time fishing. He is using an entire lemon as a lure. (The look on the fish's face is that of excitement or confusion)
"Dickfingers"
Wood flavored soda (Not for children under the age of 12)
dude I heard Bernie Sanders was buff. Bernie Sanders has an 8 pack.
Barbed Wire Exploding
A man with glasses holding a bloody tail. A twist in the tale- the tail twitched tangibly! The tail, trembling, took therribly to the tests!
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