Markipoo

Spanish alien, but like a real alien - not one of the Trump aliens

Doodle or Die

...Doge

Menacing

Doodle or Die

Your aunt's facebook feed is a conservative Christian's wet dream

that pachyderm seems to have a small fire on its back!

Android jizzes on a person it cannot identify, which is unsurprising since Android is a fucking garbage OS

A sphere is very excited to have sequenced the human genome!

FOOD FIGHT

New Chain

Sesame Street, Detroit

New Chain

A truly, truly muscular man

New Chain

Shingeki no Trump

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