Doodle or Die

Butthead moved to the Jersey Shore.

Doodle or Die

An alien asking which kind of fast food you would like while a volcano erupts about 5 miles away from the forest you are currently in.

A brony realizes he sucks at life and cries

A heart inside of a heart inside of a heart inside of a heart inside of a heart inside of a heart inside of a heart inside of a heart inside

A Dragon Dog just called you a bitch, are you going to take that?

A parent warning his child to never pet giant pink lions.

A decapitated rose. Not much to go on I know but its all I got to work with. It is literally a red blob with a green stick at the bottom.

My favorite show is an old military one you've never heard of.

A hairy snake puking blood.

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Pink hard candy is sad.

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Lighting strikes a masturbating asian.

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Confused pig-nosed child.

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