Captain King

elegy of madness

Edward Penishands dreams of becoming Edward Vaginahands

OI IT'S 7 BONG

why is my fucking pillow growing a bird's mouth?

Hello onii-chan did you play any video games today?

that snail is mine now

mmmmm 14 seasons of cancerous repeated shit auuugghhhhhhhhh

cute cats looking at a green snakey snake

A happy man smiles innocently

Rex from Toy Story becomes gay

a black cat thinks he's a man