An adorable anime girl stands in a field at midnight, waiting for her half-man-half-cat hybrid boyfriend to come collect her.

The fourteen year old female from California sat back in her chair, and waited for the floods of flirtatious messages she knew would come.

"Excelsior!" they cried, as their body grew wings and they turned into a butterfly person and few ever upward for evermore

being meguca is suffering

God signs up for Satan's Paranormal fangroup

The boxer looked down at his old gloves and smiled - they'd won him many a match. He winked at them because he has a gloves kink.

As they were excavating the ancient Greek city, they came across a beautiful marble statue of the poetic Greek phrase, "FUCK"

"DIIICK!"

Poo? Jesus caught fire and his eyes were bloodshot, but then he remembered he had to form acne on his face and return to his games.

He's here.

"Fuck Sewers." - R.N. Turtle

AEEEEERRRRRRW