What? The previous artist somehow managed to draw nothing. Draw a giraffe I guess.

A dapper giraffe.

The giraffe god points down from the heavens and exclaims his hatred towards bruised plums.

giraffe!dave has flushed feelings for brontosaurus!john

A deflated hot air balloon turns a woman on.

A giraffe had to Google Twizzlers.

Dr. Who The Hell Cares slathers ketchup and mustard on a giraffe neck

wtf is this green stuff

A giraffe gazes longingly at a doughnut with pink icing and sprinkles.

A crazed blindfolded blonde woman is surfing on a giraffe seeking missile!

A closeup on a giraffe's neck.

A birthday cake fit for any giraffe!