A sad red ninja in a sea of his dead, defeated enemies.

Chicken shitting a black bird's claw.

A person with a key to a vending machine.

A puddle of piss.

A lovely piece of toast.

Google Chrome runs like a black man after getting found out at a white woman's house.

'Smurf Chode' written on a Na'vi's arm.

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Master Chief delivering an explosive uppercut to Cortana's babymaker.

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Dean Simonds choking on a million dicks.

Satirical look at the American constitutional right, specifically the Second Amendment, the right to arm bears.

Alien crying over their dead mother, who is a raisin.

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God fighting Jesus with a dildo.

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