A man's finger is soooooo long, that it rests upon his upper lip forever. It acts as a moustache, as he is unable to grow facial hair.
whitney swims in shit
the number two and letters B and A wetting themselves
A red hot chili pepper.
a pineapple hut
Draw my next tattoo.
Pirates set sail for the island of Peperoni and Doritos
someone make tom name mime to cry
Woman has tetris syndrome
Fus Ro Dah!
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